Me: Wow she has a nice butt
    Me: I wish I had her butt
    Me: Oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think I am a lesbian
    Me: If anyone can hear this I like dicks
    Me:
    Everyone:
    Me: Phew
21 hours ago 153,867 notes

tomsjiggle:

you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW

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5 days ago 64,119 notes

devotionii:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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which one of you assholes was it

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6 days ago 145,291 notes
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